How Rowling Could EndFull title of this deviation is "How Rowling Could End the Series (but probably wont)"True predictions shall be bolded~Use the room of requirement to get everything they need ~Ask for horocruxes, get a map ~Ask to kill Voldemort, get some sort of a weapon ~Etc.~ A Magical Venus Fly Trap eats Voldemort on the battle field. It was tended lovingly by Hagrid and Neville~Voldemort is defeated by cheering charms/any other happy type charms.~We finally find out where conjured things come from. ~(Remember those socks you lost in the wash last week?)~Dumbledores Army declares war on Laura Mallory.~Have
Chronowalker Chapter1The Lambda Legion dropship thundered in a blue sky over what had been Brasilia. The once proud human city was now in ruins. A few smaller buildings had survived the devastation of hundreds of years of disrepair and war. Ter'Nik looked out a small window, watching the city below."What a dump." Niterrel muttered, as she glanced out the window. Pushing off the side of the craft she walked back to where she had been sitting."It could be worse," Ter'Nik said, still watching the ground. The ruins got more and more contemporary as they flew closer to a Breed-controlled facility. He scratched his long, anteater-like nose with a long claw.
The Undefeated KnightGallant knight, brave and bold, forward goChampioning justice for both high and lowLong ago, parents did name him BobAnd raised him eating corn on the cobFor a peasant farmer's son was heUntil called to battle for both king and countryHe went forth with pitchfork, weapon of a farmer,And absolutely awful abstracted armorSo strange he looked that the enemy fell back in fearNot wanting such a man to come them nearAnd so the battle turned into a routWithout any real fighting to brag aboutAs a celebrated hero returns now the knightNever having fought in this or any other fight